Playing With Fire

So i was reading Bob Flowerdew's Organic Gardening Bible and it says in there to get rid of weeds I should use a flamethrower. I figured a creme brulee torch was close enough. So if I set the entire garden on fire it's not my fault because Bob Flowerdew told me to do it!

Addendum:
A creme brulee torch is way too small. I spent about 20 minutes burning a foot length stretch of weeds along the bottom of a garden wall